i just bought the Sticks n Stones EP on vinyl, and it came with a lyric sheet, and as we've never properly got Dance Of The Young Professionals lyrics completely down, here you go:
friends in high places
other in cages, tip on the races and a bottle full of rum
you never will see him from here to the river
if you do see him he'll be drunker than a cunt
he panic attack Jack calls up the samaritons
with brother Zac's tag alonging with the pack
two lovers argue phone booth over all there hangups
which one never listens now there never calling up
well Riot block Scott decided all his answers were
down in the shop on the other side of town
intelegent Rabbies at university watching clock
singing along as she tells his feet to stomp
chorus
this quick sand land got the best of the man
even if its in the bilit even with winning hand
lift it up in a fopar then slamned it in a trunk
six up in the morning she is a notch up on his back
while young professionals are watching girls on poles
there work hard play hard dying to get old
raising up a family make sure they never know
chorus
there are obvious spelling mistakes as it's Jamie, i kept it how it is on the sheet.